JERRY: What's the deal with parking? I mean, you drive around for twenty minutes, finally find a spot the size of a postage stamp, and then you have to perform some kind of acrobatic maneuver just to get into it. And then, when you finally squeeze in, some guy in a giant SUV parks next to you, making it impossible to open your door. It's like a parking Hunger Games out there.
SCENE 1: INT. MONK'S DINER - DAY
[Jerry, Elaine, and George are sitting in a booth.]JERRY: So, I'm circling the block for the fifth time, and I finally see a spot open up.
GEORGE: A spot? In this city? It's a miracle!
ELAINE: And then what happened?
JERRY: Just as I'm about to pull in, this guy in a clown car cuts me off and steals the spot!
GEORGE: A clown car? Was he wearing a big red nose?
JERRY: No, but he had about twenty kids piled in there. It looked like a circus on wheels.
SCENE 2: INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY
[Jerry and Kramer are in Jerry's apartment.]KRAMER: Jerry, I've got a solution to your parking problems.
JERRY: Let me guess, you're going to start a rickshaw service?
KRAMER: Better than that! I'm building a parking platform on the roof!
JERRY: On the roof? Kramer, that's insane!
KRAMER: No, it's genius! We can hoist the cars up there with a pulley system.
JERRY: And what happens when it rains?
SCENE 3: INT. ELAINE'S OFFICE - DAY
[Elaine is at her desk, talking to her boss, Mr. Lippman.]MR. LIPPMAN: Elaine, I need you to run an errand for me.
ELAINE: Of course, Mr. Lippman. What is it?
MR. LIPPMAN: I need you to pick up my car from the impound lot.
ELAINE: The impound lot? What happened?
MR. LIPPMAN: I may have parked in a spot reserved for the mayor.
ELAINE: You parked in the mayor's spot?
SCENE 4: INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY
[Jerry, Elaine, George, and Kramer are in Jerry's apartment.]GEORGE: So, I'm at the impound lot, trying to get Mr. Lippman's car back...
JERRY: And?
GEORGE: And they tell me I need to pay a fine. A huge fine!
ELAINE: How huge?
GEORGE: Enough to make me consider selling my blood plasma.
KRAMER: You know, they use that plasma to make fake blood for movies.
CLOSING MONOLOGUE - (INT. COMEDY CLUB - NIGHT)
JERRY: So, the other day, I'm walking down the street, and I see this guy trying to parallel park. He goes back and forth, back and forth, for like ten minutes. Finally, he gives up and just drives away. I mean, what was the point? It's like trying to stuff a hippo into a bathtub. Some things just aren't meant to be.